Studs Up

There are a lot of ways to measure Fernando Torres’ year-plus lack of form. You can look at his lack of goals for Liverpool and now Chelsea, you can look at a series of baffling misses culminating in his open-goal shocker against United this past weekend.

In the world of Studs Up, we can look at effects Lyclownthropy has had on Torres from his diagnosis last year until his state today. Startling. Shocking. Disturbing.