Studs Up

Drawing a homemade WAG was an interesting experience, as I wanted it to feel like something you could conceivably construct at home. I eventually decided to make a list of requirements of any DIY WAG and then came up with solutions, I’ve pasted it below word for word:

- Huggable Torso: pillow

- Hippy Pelvis: Watermelon

- “Entrances”: Cardboard tube (used up loo roll tube?)

- Boobies: balloons (birthday or anniversary)

- Head: Lamp shade or upside down bucket with hole cut out (big) + lipstick

- Legs/arms: broken broomsticks jammed in

- Fingers: scissor hands

Needless to say, although I will go ahead and say it anyway, this was not how I imagined I was going to spend my morning. Still, I think if anyone wants to try and build the above for real I believe the logistics have been laid out sufficiently to get it done.

You may also have noticed that I decided against scissor hands on a homemade WAG. I think the reasoning should be both obvious and sound.