What does Carlos Tevez smell like?

The question popped into my head last night, and thus dreams become reality. Or at least terrifying dreams can become reality.

But for some reason I can’t stop pondering the possibilities How dense is the musk? Is it true that the very gases emitted from Carlos’ body can keep a house of five warm for a year? Who knows? No I.

I really want to hear what you guys think Facebook, Twitter or shoot me an email.