Studs Up

Dennis Lachter gives a bad name to football agents. I’ll repeat that, for those who didn’t defecate themselves in shock. Dennis Lachter gives a bad name to football agents. That takes some doing.

In addition to being an all-round money whore, he also flaunts a distinctly inaccurate moral and financial compass. His latest claims that Arsenal should pay Andrei Arshavin more to offset tax hikes is especially pitiful because you just know he really does believe the bollocks he’s spouting. He whored out his client for multiple transfer windows to anyone who would listen, probably to the detriment of his own bargaining position, and he whores himself out any chance he gets. It is quite possible he is an actual street-walking whore.

Newcastle were also slashed with the latest double-edged sword when it emerged that someone was finally interested in buying them. The name of this credible financial investor? The Profitable Group. Subtle. Well, this is the kind of clientele you attract when you request any offers be emailed to you via your official website.

A friend of mine said it best, whatever happens to Newcastle that club will still be around longer than Mike Ashley. You know, ’cause he’s super fat.

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Scott from RoM also sent me this. Say no to Munich singing.