Studs Up

It’s all about to kick off for the last time this season and then we can drift off into a gentle, stress-free summer. Or we’ll be tormented as the transfer window serves up bollocks rumour after bollocks rumour. Probably the latter.
I’m excited for the final and so very glad that it’s not an all-English affair. [...]

Yes, technically Barcelona won the match (and in some style), and Andres Iniesta showed everyone that the modern footballer does not have to be 6 foot plus and look like a woman. The the shortest, palest kid in the playground can still be the best, which is good news for short, pale kids everywhere (of [...]