Studs Up

Well, at least I hope so.

The emerging trend of robbing footballers while they are at away games is only going to get worse as idiots decide that the credit crunch means a license to commit crime. Darren Fletcher is the latest victim and his wife and family were home. Yeesh.

I actually got burgled twice in 6 months the last time I was in London, so that was fun. I think that city is really on the verge of some kind of V for Vendetta-style social uprising. I mean, the whole city is terrified of teens. Teens.

Then again, I made the mistake of not putting 6 inch steel bars on my window and hiring a giant ex-wrestler to stand outside my window with a machete.

My own fault, really.